I’m going to take my leave now.
Will respond to things tomorrow, ect.
Careful, your glasses might fog up again.
We wouldn’t want that to happen, now would we?Good. You even went to the trouble of picking my favorite color. How sweet of you.
Oh.
Why so ‘blah’?Yeah, because they’re totally going to cough out their voice-boxes trying to cough out a tiny pebble no bigger than the tip of their talons that they had gotten lodged into their throats.
Its too late. They are now thoroughly fogged and im having a hard time adjusting my darned fingers on the keyboard. I may begin to type like roxy as this blasphemous incident continues.
Yes i thought youd appreciate that much more than the average and cliche yellow signage. And oh im not sure to be completely frank! Just not feeling much like myself.
Thats exactly what will happen to those birds. Youd be surprised how easy it is to accidentally overfeed and kill wildlife! You should listen to smoky the bear. Youre the only link to preventing forest fires mr strider and you are graciously ignoring this plea by starting your rebellious streak with the birds.
And now I am informed that I have that effect on you. You’ve fallen straight into my trap.
Ah. Well, hopefully that gets better in time. Who knows, maybe you’ll make a few more friends and everything will be good as new.
Smokey the Bear, my ass.
I don’t even life close to any forests.
I’m not one for nature anywho. Much more of a city person, I’d have to say.
Also, I honestly do not care about those birds.
Is that bad?
Oh! Good evening mr strider!
It’s more of a late night for me, but I’m not sure about you.
Regardless, thank you, and good evening back to you.
How are you?Evening night! Bah not much of a difference its all malarkey. Formalities and what not! No gentleman goes on without them you know.
Ah! Got ahead of myself there. Forgive me. Im doing quite well actually! How about yourself? Robot building shenanigans?Nah, not much of a difference. Though, I probably shouldn’t be on the roof at this hour. God knows if I’ll stumble and trip over the edge.
Yeah, same old robot building “shenanigans”. I’d rather work inside, but up here is quieter, therefor it’s easier to focus here. My eyes are used to the dark anyway.
Well goodness! Honestly strider id figure a genius like you would know better than to be on the blasted roof at this hour.
Cant you just return to your room with perhaps some sort of earplgugs?My IQ hasn’t lowered, I just prefer to work up here. As bizarre as it sounds, I like listening to the seagulls. It’s comforting in it’s own fucked up way.
Besides, there are lights. I’m not going to work in the complete dark.
I would, but they’re uncomfortable. That doesn’t stop the neighbors from fucking as loud as they possibly can either.I suppose that makes sense all in its own. The same way i enjoy the sounds of the ferocious and dangerous fauna on my home island. Obviously that stands for when they arent attempting to make me their dinner.
…
Oh goodness how incredibly rude of them.
Yes, much like that.
I guess it’s just an ‘at home’ kind of feeling.
Or something like that.
Just a bit, but you get used to that too.
Sadly.
I typically go on the roof to avoid listening to them.
Hmn. Fascinating.
Am I the first you that you’ve met?
I’d assume it’s not all that interesting by now. Multiple selves.The first I’ve met that I didn’t create myself; that developed independently as a separate human being and without mechanical confines.
That said, sup?
You’ll learn to get used to the copious and comical number of ‘D Striders’ that have the tenancy to hang around here. Ones that are not robots.
Nothing new.
Yourself?Well, I finally caught myself an English. I’m sure you appreciate the sweet success and culmination of years of work that went into this venture.
Of course.
Even though there are a ridiculous amount of those guys around here, much like ourselves.This one is my English, so I’m glad it was him I got. Were you lucky enough to get yours?
Oh, congratulations. That’s a rare thing to come across here, where timelines are so fucked up you don’t realize you’re talking to your own brother at some points.
No.
Not yet, anyway.
Oh! Good evening mr strider!
It’s more of a late night for me, but I’m not sure about you.
Regardless, thank you, and good evening back to you.
How are you?Evening night! Bah not much of a difference its all malarkey. Formalities and what not! No gentleman goes on without them you know.
Ah! Got ahead of myself there. Forgive me. Im doing quite well actually! How about yourself? Robot building shenanigans?Nah, not much of a difference. Though, I probably shouldn’t be on the roof at this hour. God knows if I’ll stumble and trip over the edge.
Yeah, same old robot building “shenanigans”. I’d rather work inside, but up here is quieter, therefor it’s easier to focus here. My eyes are used to the dark anyway.
Well goodness! Honestly strider id figure a genius like you would know better than to be on the blasted roof at this hour.
Cant you just return to your room with perhaps some sort of earplgugs?
My IQ hasn’t lowered, I just prefer to work up here. As bizarre as it sounds, I like listening to the seagulls. It’s comforting in it’s own fucked up way.
Besides, there are lights. I’m not going to work in the complete dark.
I would, but they’re uncomfortable. That doesn’t stop the neighbors from fucking as loud as they possibly can either.
Pardon me while I put the back of my hand to my head and tilt over as if I were about to faint, or some other highly unlikely action I would ever do in my entire existence.
That’s it?
Frankly, I’m surprise you didn’t go on some one mile hiking trip at least before you actually did your laundry.
My poor eyes; you should have gave me more of a warning.Nothing special. On the roof as per usual, robot building, throwing pebbles at the seagulls who never seem to linger so much as three or four meters away from me at a time.
Pardon me as i imagine this gently unbearable hand action and cautiously dab at my forehead with a kerchief in accordance to its bashful modesty.
Haha! Next time ill make sure the warning is bright orange and flashing for your viewing pleasure. Oh heavens though youre right about making that more interesting. Ive been in a blah mood though which probably has one hundred percent to do with the boring trip to the laundry room.
Poor innocent seagulls mr strider. They had their whole lives ahead of them and youve shamelessly ended them with a pebble.
Careful, your glasses might fog up again.
We wouldn’t want that to happen, now would we?
Good. You even went to the trouble of picking my favorite color. How sweet of you.
Oh.
Why so ‘blah’?
Yeah, because they’re totally going to cough out their voice-boxes trying to cough out a tiny pebble no bigger than the tip of their talons that they had gotten lodged into their throats.
Hmmm?
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Another?
I take it you’ve already met me.
Now me me, but you get what I mean.
Hmn. Fascinating.
Am I the first you that you’ve met?
I’d assume it’s not all that interesting by now. Multiple selves.The first I’ve met that I didn’t create myself; that developed independently as a separate human being and without mechanical confines.
That said, sup?
You’ll learn to get used to the copious and comical number of ‘D Striders’ that have the tenancy to hang around here. Ones that are not robots.
Nothing new.
Yourself?Well, I finally caught myself an English. I’m sure you appreciate the sweet success and culmination of years of work that went into this venture.
Of course.
Even though there are a ridiculous amount of those guys around here, much like ourselves.
Oh! Good evening mr strider!
It’s more of a late night for me, but I’m not sure about you.
Regardless, thank you, and good evening back to you.
How are you?Evening night! Bah not much of a difference its all malarkey. Formalities and what not! No gentleman goes on without them you know.
Ah! Got ahead of myself there. Forgive me. Im doing quite well actually! How about yourself? Robot building shenanigans?
Nah, not much of a difference. Though, I probably shouldn’t be on the roof at this hour. God knows if I’ll stumble and trip over the edge.
Yeah, same old robot building “shenanigans”. I’d rather work inside, but up here is quieter, therefor it’s easier to focus here. My eyes are used to the dark anyway.
And one for you, Jake.
Sup?Ahh yes i see weve exchanged the standard fond greetings and can presumably move on into whats going on territory. Hark! Its unexplored and may contain graphic imagery. You may want to look away for this baffling adventure im about to unload on your eyes.
I did my laundry today and that is literally all that is going on. Very adventurous if you ask me and my dryer. And whats up with you?
Pardon me while I put the back of my hand to my head and tilt over as if I were about to faint, or some other highly unlikely action I would ever do in my entire existence.
That’s it?
Frankly, I’m surprise you didn’t go on some one mile hiking trip at least before you actually did your laundry.
My poor eyes; you should have gave me more of a warning.
Nothing special. On the roof as per usual, robot building, throwing pebbles at the seagulls who never seem to linger so much as three or four meters away from me at a time.
